Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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