Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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