once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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