But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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