she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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