We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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