Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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