fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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