haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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