I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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