Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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