So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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