Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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