Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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