Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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