We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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