You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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