also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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