plz talk dirty to me
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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