Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We are all done wearing pants today
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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