i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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