i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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