Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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