Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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