you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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