So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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