Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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