Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
i think my cat just said my name.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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