would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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