hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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