don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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