dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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