Christians are straight up FREAKS
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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