school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
