What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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