I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
