Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
