I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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