And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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