Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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