Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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