My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
