i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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