Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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