I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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