I want to make a zoo with you.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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