You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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