Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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