When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
handjob tips. give me some.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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