No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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