do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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