I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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