Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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