sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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