ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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