You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
high people should be assigned attendants
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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