Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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