The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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